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Voodoo may be one of the first religions that ever existed. This is because it can trace its roots back for 7,000 years. “Voodoo,” itself is defined as “spirit” or “mystery.” Its history is filled with many “spells” that have enabled people to prosper and even fight back during times of oppression.

There is a voodoo spell for penis enlargement that was shared with me. It is as follows:

Get a piece of brown paper and cut it into as near perfect of a square as you can. Any size will do, but most people find that 1″ x 1″ is fine. The best source for the paper is from a “barrel” bag. This is simply one of the brown bags that is used in grocery stores to carry your purchases in. Ensure that there are no stains on the paper and choose the cleanest and least-wrinkled portions. An unused bag is considered best.

Take a clean and unused cotton swab and “swab” the areas of the penis that you want to enlarge. For example, if you wish to enlarge the penile head, then linearly stroke the “head” with the swab from top to bottom, in the areas you would like to see an increase in size. Do this to the same areas (in the same, one-stroke, linear fashion) on the penile shaft. One stroke is sufficient.

With each stroke, stroke the swab on one side of the piece of paper. Don’t stroke different areas of the penis and then stroke the paper. No. After each swabbing, swab the paper. Do not touch the areas that have been swabbed and hold the paper from the edges. Only swab one side of the paper.

Now, close your eyes and concentrate on your penis. Visualize your penis slowly growing in length and girth. As you visualize your penis getting bigger, fold the paper three times in any fashion you are moved to do so. Fold the “swabbed” portion of the paper inwardly; so that, for example, with the first fold, the area that you applied the cotton swab to, will be covered and not exposed.

Once finished, press the folded piece of paper against your penis. It should come in direct contact with your penis and there should be no clothes or material to separate the two. Just paper to skin.

Close your eyes and concentrate on the piece of paper as you press it against your penis. If you wish to enlarge the glans (penile head) then press the paper against this area (but only if you stroked it with the swab). If you wish to enlarge the shaft, push the paper against the shaft. Remember to concentrate fully during this process.

While you are pressing the folded paper (against your penis) and focusing your attention, chant out:

“I am one with the universe, the universe and I are one.

As I am one with the universe, I have the potential of the entire universe behind me.

This energy I feel comes from the universe.

I command and accept this power, which I bring back,

From my core connection to the universe of which I am one and part of,

I command: Bring My True Penis Size To Me!

Hurry back this power. Hurry back this power.”

Each area that you applied the cotton end to your penis and paper, needs to have this portion of the penis targeted with the paper. So, the paper should be pressed against these areas while repeating the chant. So, for example, if you did three areas of your penis, then you would say the chant once for each of these areas, so you will have stated it three times.

After you have finished your chants, relax and slowly open your eyes. It is not uncommon for your heart rate to have increased during the process. Then, using a clean ashtray or other similar object, light the piece of paper with a match (do not use a lighter). Hold the paper at one edge and feel your penis growing as it burns.

Once the paper is around 70% burnt, drop the rest of it into this ashtray to consume itself and turn itself fully …

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Hey, it’s me Billy “Blackjack.” Sometimes a man reaches a crossroads in his life where he might be thinking it’s a good idea to stack the penis deck of cards in his favor. He thinks that if he can add a bit of fluff to his tackle, by maybe stuffing something in his pants, that he will fool the ladies into thinking he’s got the goods.

If you’ve done this before, still do it, or are thinking of doing it, let me help you out with some good pointers. There are some things you want to do and, of course, some things that you don’t want to do. Let me tell you about them:

You need to get rid of boxers or loose-fitting underwear. The reason for this is that you don’t want your “enhancement” device getting loose and travelling down your leg. Tight and snug is the way you want your undergarments. You must wear “Y-Fronts” these are the type of close-fitting undergarments that have an upside-down “Y” in the front of them.

Next, the best device is a sock. But not just any kind of sock. Get a sock that is 100% cotton. Stay away from synthetic stuff and mixed fabrics. Don’t use a wool sock! These can get scratchy and itchy and will drive you crazier than the “crabs.” The sock must be of THICK material. No thin socks.

You will also need a fairly tight-fitting pair of pants. If you are wearing pants too loose, the outline of your “device” won’t be easily discernible. Of course, you’re going to need to wear your shirt tucked into your pants, too. If that isn’t your style, then get a shirt that won’t cover up your groinal area.

Get a Medium or Large sock and start at the Closed End and starting rolling itself upon itself. It should start to look like a small donut. Only do this to a third or a half of the sock. Then pull back the loose (unrolled) and Open End over the rest of the sock (the donut area).

This should make it solid enough that the rolled bit won’t come loose and/or unrolled. You can try to anchor it (to prevent sliding on itself) with some rubber bands (around the sock shaft, not the donut area), but these can get caught in your pubic hair and be quite painful.

Now you should have something that doesn’t look much like a penis. Yes, this is what we want. The last thing you want is something bulging from your trousers that looks like an erection! You will become the laughing stock of the party.

Place the donut portion of the sock next to your penis on one side (not on the penis area!). Its center should be in the region between your penis and testicles. Then, take the portion of sock that is the non-donut part, and extend it down, at a 45-degree angle out of the same side/bottom of your underpants. This part will rest between your inner thigh and pelvis.

It’s that simple and is quick and easy. It will be anchored with the underpants, so it won’t move around. If it does move too much, then you might need a pair of underpants that are more snug. All you have to do is put on your tight jeans and you are ready to go.

Some men may want to utilize tape or make up a velcro attachment for your sock. Don’t do this. Tape and hard plastic like this can rub against your skin and cause irritation and rash. You especially don’t want to use tape if you have a lot of hair in this region.

When you are finished, look at yourself in the mirror and see how it looks. If it appears strange or cockeyed, then simply move it around until it gives you the best presentation.

That’s all there is to it.

Of course, when a man is all talk and no action, like in this case, then the ladies will be very disappointed in you when they find out the truth. One way to get a live and real bigger penis is through utilizing penile exercises. …

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